A kid and a bat and crotch. ... It's never a good combo.
You used to be a big-time baller. Well, you played ball ... tee ball actually. You were the star of the team until a stray bat swing ricocheted off of the tee and slammed into your crotch. After that, you decided to just steer clear of team sports. But you can relive the better memories in the Ballin Short-Sleeve T-Shirt.