Great for wearing. Useless as a work animal.
Our landlord was bitching about all the weeds growing in front of the office, so we decided to uproot everything and just build a giant mini-ramp. We hooked up an old-timey plow to this Matix Workhorse Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt, gave it a firm slap on the ass, and...nothing. We've gotta say, folks, this is one lazy-ass hoody. Even if it is part of the USA-made Capital Collection and happens to look totally sweet.