No one calls you bro and gets away with it—no one.
Slide into the Matix Men’s Epsilon Shirt before sneaking into a frat party in order to exact your revenge. To get through the door just tell them that your bro is bros with their head bro, bro. Once you’ve bypassed the meathead gargoyles posted at the door you can go to work. Your target is passed out on the floor outside his room and his girlfriend is kicking him in the side with no response—perfect. It doesn’t take more than a few minutes to talk her into getting down in the incapacitated bro’s room and videotaping the festivities. After you find the token closet frat boy stalking the halls you help Steve drag the target into his room and leave him to fulfill his fantasies. You finally get home, email the asshole a video of you banging his girl, and proceed to enjoy the best night of sleep you’ve ever had.