For being in heaven, there sure are a lot of pitchforks around here. Wait a sec…is this heaven? Ooooohhhhh shhhiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Sing praises to Matix for making the Men's Glory Sweater. Combed cotton feels softer than a harp-strumming angel's cloud, and the stack of horizontal stripes represents the golden staircase to heaven. Sweet Lordy, this sweater feels nice.