If you have to ask, you don't need to know.
You want to make party with us, yes? Is good time. You wear Matix Gusto Party Signs Board Short—we make party together, yes? OK, enough of that. Dual beverage holsters ensure you'll always have a freshy at the ready, and the elastic ID holder means you'll easily be identified if anything really crazy happens. Use the built-in waterproof stash pocket to...you know what? Don't even worry about it.