Silent but violent.
Pull on the Matix Men’s Ninja Escalator Board Short before you head down to the local mall to test your covert skills by crop dusting beaters and disappearing into the magical moving stairway. The polyester and lycra fabric won’t hold you back as you release a steady, stealthy stream of noxious gas, and the ergonomic leg panels dial in the ideal fit for next judo flip.
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How long are these boardshorts and do they...
How long are these boardshorts and do they fit true to size
These boardies have a standard 22 inch outseam and they fit true to size.
These boardshorts are super stretchy, light weight, & dry quick. Excellent. Highly recommended...