Since when is having an oddly shaped head not a good enough reason to get hit?
The military didn't want you, probably because you failed the part of the enlistment test that asked if you ever want to hit people for no reason. Even if you can't be a soldier, you can still rock a hardcore, military-inspired look with the Neff Assault Softshell Jacket.
- Water-resistant fabric blocks moisture so you stay dry if you get caught in a little snow or take a tumble in champagne pow
- Underarm vents let your home-brewed fragrance escape while fresh air comes in to cool you off
- Removable powder skirt keeps the snow from sliding up your backside, and you can leave it behind for a bulk-free look around town