Your day's already starting to look up.
Today was a rough morning. You woke up to your smoke alarms going off cause you 'fell asleep' with a frozen pizza in the oven and now it's done but you don't want to eat a lump of coal for breakfast. So instead, you poured yourself a cup of milk, but the milk has gone sour, so you puked on the floor, and while you were cleaning it up the cat got into it, and then the cat vommed all over your work computer. Things will improve once you put the Neff Brimstone Hat on your head and get out the door.