You don’t remember? Well, you were just a kid.
This is exactly the same beanie that your mom knit for you when you were headed to Kindergarten for your very first day of school. Your Mom forgot to knit ‘NEFF’ into the side, but other than that, she knit you a Classica. Then that punk Timmy Kornflugel rubbed gum into the fabric and mom had to chuck it. He was just trying to flirt with you.