There's a party on your head and only the flamingos are invited.
You robbed those pink flamingos from your neighbor's florida-vacation-style home. Don't lie ... we've all done it. Replace those lawn ornaments with the awesome Neff Flamingo Pom Beanie as a peace offering. Eventually, when it gets cold enough, you'll need to steal it back. That's ok though, those people always leave their dog barking in the back yard, they deserve a little dose of here's-a-sweet-gift-oh-wait-nope-pssssyche!