One balled bastard.
It’s not your fault you have a bad attitude. Life is tough, and you know it. No one can possibly imagine the shame and suffering you go through on a daily basis thanks to that ski accident a few years back. You have every right to be bitter and hateful over an accident that involved a stray ski slamming into the crotch of your snowboard pants. At lease you can’t bitch about having a cold head. The Klaus Pom Beanie from Neff keeps your upstairs warm while the pom reminds you to be grateful for what you still have.