Keep the smokin' habit under wraps until she starts farting around you.
'Aww, he's got a big heart under all those tats.' Good job fooling the friends of the Betty you've been courting. And thanks to her ignorance to urban skate spots, she thinks you love animals more than your board. Just keep wearing the Neff Men's Love T-Shirt and taking her to romantic comedy flicks and, before long, you'll have a nice place to crash 7 nights a week.