Encase all of his valuables in gelatin—that’ll teach him not to look at you the wrong way again.
Join forces with the Nike 6.0 Men’s Blocked Crew Sweatshirt and wage war on your crazy neighbor in comfort. The MP3 pocket on the waistline lets you pump jams as you wait for the right moment to strike. Now that the Sun has gone down you really appreciate the fuzzy warmth of this simple yet genius sweatshirt. It’ll only be a few hours before the enemy leaves for his weird late-night shift at the blood bank and then you can go to work. After he slinks out the front door you can sneak in the back and execute the master plan.