Blame it on the jacket.
When your girlfriend starts doing that crying/yelling combo thing and asking you how you could make out with her best friend, just point to the Scapegoat Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt from Nitro. The offset stripes and raglan sleeves set you up in a look that causes problems. How were you to know that her best friend had a thing for super-soft fleece? It’s not your fault she started buying you shots and sticking her tongue down your throat.