You’ll be gone before they realize your true nature.
Years earlier, your Pops told you to always have your hand in multiple cookie jars in case one of them turned out to be empty―so there’s no surprise that you sport the Nixon Women’s Double Dealing Hobo Bag over your shoulder. This swanky bag carries and organizes your key essentials (wallet, cell, passport, little black book, etc.) in case you need to leave town in a jiffy due to a deal going sour. When you carry such a polished bag, people will never know that you trade stock by day and gamble by night.