The welcoming. Tee # 1: Hey guys, we have a new tee in stock! Let’s say hello to the Nixon Men’s Dugout ¾-Sleeve T-Shirt. Hooray! Dugout tee: Thanks for the grand welcome, mates. So … since I am made entirely of tanguis cotton from Peru (much more superior in all mightiness than your regular cotton … no offense or anything), I should probably be the first tee to pop up on a customer’s T-shirt search. Is that cool with you guys? Tee # 2: Great … another dick.