Nixon Enamel Wings Belt - Men's

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Nixon Enamel Wings Belt - Men's

Before flying your cloth-winged bicycle plane, pop open a beer with the Nixon Enamel Wings Belt’s bottle opener. As you start down the steep-sloping runway, the polyester web belt will keep your pants up despite your vigorous pedal strokes. Keep in mind, though, that as soon as you get airborne, you’re going to hurtle back toward the ground as though the Earth had some sort of law that forbade you from escaping. It’ll be alright, though, since you can use the enamel-filled Nixon logo metal buckle to tighten the belt and help slow the bleeding during your ride to the hospital.

Bottom Line: Don’t blame it on the beer, Orville.

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