You should have snuck out the back door.
After all these years of dodging paparazzi, you've finally come to the realization that there's no point. They'll find you—it's what they do. Face the cameras in the Nixon Women's Evening Star jacket. The 60% wool construction will keep you toasty from the limo to the red carpet, and the built-in waist belt flatters any figure, even if the photos of the party's aftermath don't.