Morning came way too early, and this time you don’t feel like playing along. If morning thinks it can just sneak up on you like some kind of crazy ninja bastard, then it has another thing coming. Give morning a giant ‘up yours’ and pull the covers back over your head. You’ve done the math, so you know that if you skip showering, you can steal an extra half hour sleep. The Nixon Philly Baseball Hat will keep your bedhead covered so you can hit snooze a few more times.