Is it considered skinny dipping if you don’t take off the Riot?
Incite unrest among the bachelorette party giggling in the corner booth when you slap your Nixon-Riot-Watch-clad arm down on the bar and order a round of shots. The clean-cut lines of the stainless steel Riot, and your expert ability to spend money beyond your means, give the girls the impression that you flew into town on a private jet. You don’t need to check the three Japanese quartz hands to know that it’s time to give these ladies a good time, so distribute the shots and tell them the story about rescuing children from the recent flood at your donated rain forest hospital. From that point on, you’re no longer responsible for what happens, but the Riot’s steel and hardened mineral crystal case is water-resistant to one hundred meters in case there is an ocean or hot tub in your future.