Why bring it up? Nobody’s perfect.
You’ll never forget November 28th; it was the day you met Moonbeam. You were wearing your Nomis Men’s Chester Poplin Short-Sleeve Shirt and she charmed your socks off with her fragrance—Eau du rotten pits. She said she hadn’t worn deodorant in years—that was her secret. You had to wonder if she had also lost her sense of smell.