Sooo... what you're saying is... today is Tuesday?
Writing a dissertation on gravitational statistics as they relate to the varying models of quantum mechanical properties can get exhausting, so throw on your Nomis Men's Essential Public Appeal Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and kick back with a fine snifter of chardonnay. After a few sips of this delicious nectar you'll undoubtedly come to realize that Heisenberg's uncertainty principle may have been flawed in the sense that both position and momentum can be simultaneously measured with precision. Example: Sitting in your chair you have a definite, measurable position (your chair) and a momentum roughly equivalent to your weight times the velocity of the rotation of the earth. If a car were to drive into your house and smush you while you're wearing your smooth cotton Nomis hoody, you would then have a measurable position (plastered against the front bumper of the car) and your momentum would be that of your mass plus the mass of the car multiplied by the velocity of your buddy's Ford Pinto. See, thanks to the Public Appeal physics is easy!