Assault by rare-and-elusive Middle-Eastern ground fowl can happen at any moment.
We all know the story. One day you're taking a casual stroll through the industrial park when suddenly a venomous South Khazikistanian partridge sinks its beak into the neck of your Nomis Men's Icon Meltdown T-Shirt. Ten minutes later you wake up to homeless man dislodging the bird from your esophageal artery before he strips these fine cotton threads right off your chest. Talk about a bad day.