If you’ve ever said ‘I like my women like I like my octopi,’ then the Nomis Men’s Octokiller Short-Sleeve T-Shirt may be the hottie-pinup shirt for you. By the way, what did you mean by that? Did you mean you want a girl with eight arms and three hearts? Or a girl with no bones? Or maybe you’re looking for someone who shoots ink out of her head when she gets scared? It’s cool—we aren’t judging.