Not for nihilists.
This isn't 'Nam bro, there are rules. When you take your work to the lanes, carry your laptop (or the whites) in the Oakley Alpha Charlie Messenger. A weather proof interior protects your stuff when a vagrant breaks into your car and urinates everywhere. Oakley also gave the Alpha Charlie Messenger a couple nice amenities like an optics holster and a media pocket with headphone port, so you can get to your shades quickly and listen to Creedance on the way to visit your special lady friend. In case you're not ambidextrous, a reversible cycling shoulder strap adjusts to your dominant side.