Pull from closet, place on head, enjoy.
Bad haircut? Tattoo on your bald head? Maybe a marmot decided to rearrange your 'do last night in your tent. Don't sweat the details; just cover your dome with the Oakley Small Factory Pilot hat. A moisture-wicking sweatband on the inside keeps your noggin' from getting too soggy, and eyelet vent holes help release some of that hot air floating around upstairs. Added bonus: use the Pilot's visor to shield your eyes when Marvin the cable guy flashes his crack at you while he's rummaging around behind your 72-inch flat-panel TV.