Make them as flashy as you like.
Ok, ok, fine, it would be a bad idea to literally wear the O'Neill Moonwalk Shorts in outer space. Really, we discourage wearing them outside Earth's atmosphere. However, they are spectacular for dancing (signature move of '80s yesteryears, anyone?), beach town wear, and general enjoyment from the months of April through September. A light, airy blend of linen and cotton makes the shorts extra-comfy, with no particular high-tech gadgetry involved.