Some people set out to slay dragons. You, on the other hand, decided to keep dragons as pets and use them to enact diabolical schemes against your neighboring townsfolk. Pow Gloves crafted its Villain Snowboarding Glove to complement your evil soul. For starters, the softshell and neoprene exterior bends and stretches more readily than your morals, while the waterproof breathable insert blocks out water with the same gusto that your heart repels appeals for mercy. The 40g of Thinsulate insulation is there to keep your ice-cold blood from freezing solid, and the microfleece liner pays homage to all the soft, baby-bunny pelts you’ve skinned over the years.