Huh? What's that? You want a pair of f-ing amazing boots, but you don't feel like shelling out more than a bill? Want to be able to walk your boots and have it feel like your skate shoes. If this is the case then these are you're answer. HI! Billy Mays here, with another amazing Brociety/Dogfunk/Whiskey Militia deal. No, seriously these are awesome. Cushy insides, tightens even more so than a BOA system. Flat sole so you can harness TOE POWER (that was to be read with a comic book's narrator's voice)! Flexy, again you could wear these daily and use as shoes. Stock photo makes them look slimmer than they are, but it aint no thang.Sick graphics. The second I put them on,I'm flying at half-staff...at minimum. Size to fit.