I love these man thongs. Slip right into them and let them floss between the space where you wouldn't want to stick your finger on my feet.
Oh Yeah. That is the sweet spot. Nothing says Summer like slipping into your two sizes too small itsy bitsy banana hammock and then walking down the beach showing your sexy man goods to all the young ladies needing to see all the interesting places where a man can grow hair and what they can look forward to after they get married.
They will get stinky before they wear out. I am on my second pair of these 'thongs' and I Love them.
My first pair was getting a little ripe and getting a bit too smelly. I think it was just becoming sensory overload for all the young ladies whose eyes were already burning and then to have my stinky man feet kicking the shit out of their olfactory glands just didn't seem fair. I don't want to be responsible for young ladies everywhere not embracing marriage and what they have to look forward to for the rest of their life.
A beach towel, a tiny swimsuit and these 'thongs' are all you need for your entire summertime attire. Oh, and don't forget the cocoa butter.