Nothing beats the freedom of being a part-time tramp.
Long have you craved the free-spirited life of the romanticized hobo. You don't want to be a real hobo, mind you, because actually being homeless completely blows. Instead, you just want to be the scruffy, good-natured, Norman Rockwell version of a drifter. For now, settle with tying a bandanna to a stick, not showering, and wearing the Quiksilver Boxcar Short-Sleeve T-Shirt.