Whatever floats your boat.
The first thing you did when you exited your mother's womb was to pee on the nurse. As it were, you didn't quite crack the seven pound mark as a newborn. Call it your signature or call it your calling card, but ever since then, you've taken advantage of every opportunity to soak innocent bystanders and passers by. And even though you've graduated from using your own urine to more sophisticated fluids like pure water and orange punch, you can't help but commemorate your love of wet fun by donning the Quiksilver Cypher Squirter Board Short.