The sprigs of manly chest hair lazily curling over your V-neck aren't calming him down, either.
Look the emperor dead in the eye as he spits his venom and sprays his rhetoric about joining him. He's not normally this pissed off. He's just jealous of how your bulging man-boobs are accentuated by your Quiksilver Darkside V-Neck Slim-Fit T-Shirt. Before you sign anything, you may want to ask him exactly what he means by 'joining him.'