You don’t HAVE to break the law wearing the delinquent.
The Quiksilver Delinquent Backpack takes care of your gear while you terrorize the general public. You’ll have plenty of room for spray paint and beers. There’s a sleeve for your new stolen laptop and an audio pocket that’s perfect for the iPod you just ganked. The padded shoulder straps and chest strap keep the Delinquent firmly in place while you kick over trash cans and run from the cops. When you finally get busted, you’ll be happy to know all of your stuff is safely zipped up for the next three to five years.