Rock may save the world, but nerds get the girls.
If you constantly waste all your time noodling on an electric guitar, get the Quiksilver Distortion Stretch Cord Pant and head to the library. You wanted to play guitar to meet girls, but you really just spend all of your time filling your room with noise. And despite all the money you spent on lessons, you’re still terrible. So get the Quiksilver Distortion Stretch Cord Pant and head to the library, where you can hopefully meet a sandy-blond bookworm who will appreciate you for who you are