Your butler can be such an idiot sometimes. Last week, you distinctly remember telling him that you wanted your Quiksilver Gonzorama Shirt dry cleaned and neatly pressed with medium starch. MEDIUM! And what did you get? A machine-washed travesty with light starch and an unsightly crease down the front. That good-for-nothing Reginald had better start high-stepping to a different tune, or else he’s going to find himself out on the street pilfering handjobs for spare change.