If you can’t beat ‘em, run away.
After losing his job at the plant, Harold’s daily routine consisted of throwing on his Quiksilver Men’s Playbook T-Shirt and slapping his Tron tape into the Betamax. He called it ‘down time’ and claimed he was ‘decompressing’. The neighbors just called him lazy. When he noticed the cockroach population in his apartment increasing, he decided it was time to make a change. He bought a van and parked down by the river.