Money is some number someone else keeps track of in a tall building somewhere.
Since money has ceased to exist in its original physical state, you might as well ditch that meat in your pants for the slim, card-holding Quiksilver Runt Wallet. By meat we mean that cow-fold with expired free guitar lesson coupons crammed inside. This slim faux-leather wallet has four credit card holders and even a place to put worn-out bills if you get nostalgic for the times they were worth something. A snap keeps it all slim so you don't sit off-kilter and slowly destroy your vertebrae.