That freakin' magazine—he does this every year.
Perhaps your boyfriend is inspired by the exotic locale of your latest beach vacation, or perhaps it the fabulous looks of your Summer Nights Sweet Pea Bikini Bottom. Whatever it is, he now wants you to roll around in the sand striking provocative poses, just like the models in his sports magazine's swimsuit issue. Yes, Bora Bora is incredible, and yes, this low-rider bottom with full back coverage, adjustable side ties and a sweet retro print looks great on you. But no, you're not going to pose for him, especially not when the beach is packed with Australian schoolkids on break.