Maybe next time, old man.
The old, deranged hunter said that if you can make it across his island to the beach, then you can go free. You didn't know that he'd have the Reef Real Tree Phantom Sandal there waiting for you with a bucket of cold beer. Surviving the hunt gives you a reason to kick back with this flip sandal and toast to your cunning skills as prey. The real tree strap matches your homemade mud and branch camo getup and a comfy, partially recycled sole cushions your steps as you stroll onto the boat and wave goodbye to the disappointed sportsman.