We're just like you, only free.
We become saturated in the daily grind. The weak complain about this; the strong can say 'get over it.' But ... what about just being exempt from societal woes? There are some among us with this power, though it's not really a power at all but merely a decision to become elevated above the rest, refusing to be saturated. Enter the Reef Unsaturated Board Short. With four-way stretch and a comfy waistband, you'll move freely—and perhaps become elevated.