Take a vacation from the usual bumming.
Stuff all your gear and mountain goodies into the Rome Highway Duffel Gear Bag and go run the train on a faraway mountain. This big duffel has plenty of room for your outerwear, underwear, and snow-bunny-chasing-wear, as well as inner and outer side pockets to hide enough of medicine for your chronic disorder . Grab the shoulder strap and wait outside in the rain for a bed in the hostel as your water-repellent gear bag protects your most-prized possessions. And once the locals kick you out of town, stuff your rank-smelling boots into the boot chamber and contain the stank during your ten hour drive back to reality.