Whew, this cocktail party is booooring. You need to figure out a way to entertain yourself before you go mad. Hmmm. Well, there's a tray of small hors d'oeuvres, and you have your Roxy Jett Sandals. Sneak a few strange, fishy-smelling chunks off the tray, slide your sandal off, and use the flexible PVC bottom of your sandal as a launching board.