Honeybadger don't care where he does his business!
You drank half a gallon of water before you surfed, and crushed a sixer immediately after hitting the beach. Sounds like it's time to reach for the zip fly of the RVCA Men's Civil Stripe Board Short. Cozy up to a nice tall bush outside your buddy's house and drain the lizard of all those precious fluids. You're going to be there for a little while, so you might as well revel in the super-smooth body microfiber fabric of these shorts while you water the plants.