You might look like sugar and spice, but you’re made of snails and puppy dog tails.
Yes, it was you who stuffed your neighbor’s mailbox full of lit firecrackers. And yes, you probably owe him an apology. He is a cop, after all. Wear the RVCA Confession Dress with some ruffly socks and your shiniest Mary Jane shoes, and make sure you bring a plate of cookies with you.