Prison bitch just doesn’t suit you.
Don’t head down to the hotel pool without the RVCA Men’s Pop Panel II Board Short. For starters, heading to the pool without shorts will surely land you in a cell, where you’ll be passed around like a Thanksgiving turkey and treated much less kindly. Secondly, the polyester fabric and swanky look keeps you comfortable while catching the eye of the resident beauty. The 21-inch outseam gives you the confidence to approach her without feeling ashamed of your pale and emaciated thighs, and the back pocket stashes her room number for an evening rendezvous.