You thought it would help you have a better grip.
You don't exactly regret your ride on a mechanical bull, but you probably won't do it again; partly, because it hurt, and partly because of the restraining order. Who knew that it's unsanitary to ride a mechanical bull without your pants on? At least you can keep a little bit of that Western feel by wearing your RVCA Stereo Plaid Short-Sleeve Shirt. The pearl buttons and double pockets make you feel like a real cowboy even if the city of Las Vegas court system says you aren't.