Good thing your shirt isn’t stupid.
Your stupid ’88 station wagon decided to crap out on the way home from your stupid friend’s housewarming brunch. It’s stupid hot outside, and it’s a long, stupid walk home. At least you’re wearing the RVCA Ten Miles Stripe Top. Its neckline slit and slightly sheer, lightweight fabric will help keep you cool (and might also help you score a ride on the handlebars of a passing fixie).