Believe in flying cats.
When you first heard that Sanuk was going to add a ‘chill’ fuzzy fleece liner to its Kitty Hawk Slippers, you reacted with disbelief. Then you started freaking out and throwing report covers at coworkers. When the mail carrier arrived and tried to hand you a box, you had your arm cocked and ready to take him out too. But the box contained a pair of smooth and comforting Kitty Hawk Chill Slippers, and, upon opening the box and sliding the super-fuzzy slippers over your feet, the mail carrier scurried away unharmed. In the weeks since, things have calmed down a bit, although you coworkers are afraid of what might happen if you decide to take the Kitty Hawks off.