Don’t mess with the wrath of Scurvy.
Before you go over to your friends house you bend down to tie the optional laces on the Sanuk Girls’ Scurvy Shoe. Suddenly you see the naughty fire ant that bit your little sis earlier, and squish the little bugger with the Scurvey's heel. When you lift your foot up, you find the ant’s exoskeleton firming implanted into your comfy canvas shoe sole. Oh well, you shrug to yourself. Better stuck underneath your convenient slip-on shoe than biting your sis or you again.